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- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Fluffy
oh my god
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
(Source: arthurtimothyread)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Daft Punk - Digital Love (cover)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (Neo Tokyo Remix)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Bob Marley - Is This Love
MGMT - KidsI SLAMMED THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD AFTER HEARING 2.5 SECONDS OF THIS
holy hell
How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.
Alan Rickman holding a Koala.
Every argument is invalid.
my dash is being amazing right now
THIS IS GLORIOUS
Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.
A cat with no legs
Full version of my comic Counting Stars, which I drew for a competition.
Makes me tear up every time. :’)
never not reblog
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
I went out to my backyard under the impression we had lots of flowers blooming. These were the only ones still alive LMAO.
Fairy!Ranka still thinks they’re pretty.
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